Official Panhandle Truth SquadTM SOTU transcript:
I won’t keep y’all very long, I only have about 911 things to say.
911-score and 911 years ago our founding fathers . . . uh . . .
I would like to announce my new tax cuts which will cut taxes by $911 for 911 of the richest Americans. I also wanted to reform Social Security, but 911 Democrats voted against my plan.
This year, 911 American soldiers will come home from
. And I will commit to finding an alternative to fossil fuels within 911 years. Iraq
[GEORGE WILL, golf-announcer voice: That was the 911th standing ovation of the President’s State of the
This is President George Bush, signing off from
911 Pennsylvania Avenue.
SPACEDARK, with SPACEDARK, JUNIOR