LATEST POLL PREDICTS KERRY LANDSLIDE!!! MUST CREDIT PTS!!!

Spacedark, Jr. reports that Ms. Black's fifth-grade social studies class at Bivins Elementary in Amarillo currently polls 16 votes for John Kerry and only 5 for George W. Bush. Comments by likely voters (in 2012) include the following:

"George Bush lies." (from a Kerry supporter)
"My parents said I had to vote for George Bush." (from a reluctant Bush supporter)

So there you have it. The facts and character battles are won by Kerry. Bush only wins voters through intimidation and threats to withhold allowances.

SPACEDARK