I am still amazed, awestruck, borderline ill, and profoundly sad that we AGAIN find ourselves in a place where we have to be witness and a party to the inauguration of the one and only known "missing link" found in the 21st century....into the white house for four more long years.
Remember, "Not One Damn Dime" day tomorrow.........go buy whatever this evening and gas up the Edsel, because it's our simple way of protesting in the only language that these neo-convicts understand. Wouldn't it be great if there was an actual blip on the radar screen of Wall Street that would let everyone know that we are indeed alive and well.
I'm so sad...........come on, Friday!
I'm just ignoring the Nogril. It isn't happening. My hands are over my ears and my eyes are closed. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH . . . .
ReplyDeleteI will be wearing black. An iron curtain has descended over America for the first time.
ReplyDelete-Prodigal Son
Curling into the fetal position and blocking out all sight and sound seems like a good option to me.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is that we will find out the answer to one of the Ultimate Questions today: Does God exist? Because Emperor W has to swear on a Bible that he will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. If the Bible bursts into flames and lightning strikes: God. If nothing happens: chaos and absurdity.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is this "Na'grul" that Emperor W was going on about on all his television interviews. I asked the S.O., what the hell is he saying? Na'grul: is that some new med he's on? Is he trying to summon the Nazgûl?
ReplyDeleteJeez, I've LIVED in Texas half my life, and I can't even understand him most of the time.
Well, if green flame explodes from the top of Capitol Hill followed by an army of demon warriors led by the undead Witch King, you'll have your answer.
ReplyDeleteDid his comments include anything that sounded like "coke" or "weed"? Maybe he meant "Negril" as in Jamaica.