being carole whatever

She’s party-switchin', Perry-bitchin', daughter of U.T. Law.
She's comptrollin', road-tollin', but all she does is jaw.
She’s Carole Keeton R'ander Strayhorn MacInerney Shaw
And she says she's onetoughgrandmaw.

She's freshwater anglin', teacher-raise danglin', collecting cash from chaw.
She's budget wranglin', money-janglin', can't remember what she saw.
She's Carole Keeton R'ander Strayhorn next-Mrs. Jude Law.
And she claims she's onetoughgrandmaw.

She's Chisum-scoldin', Unitarian-foldin', raidin' Antones with the Law.
She's Anti-moldin', money-holdin', even Enron gave to Grandmaw.
She's Carole Keeton R'ander Strayhorn Palomino Shell.
But she won't beat Mr. Bell.

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