you / you were acting like it was the end of the world

Years later, Biblical scholars reflected that the find had only been the first of a series of discoveries later named the "self-serving gospels". They included

• the Gospel of George, in which God confirms that he did indeed tell the Emperor of America to attack Iraq
• the Gospel of Osama, completed with 72 centerfolds
• the Gospel of Tom, which excuses most sin as the result of a Leftist conspiracy
• the Gospel of Virgil, in which God creepily condemns teenagers as "Painted Jezebels" and "Harlets"
• the Gospel of Spacedark, in which Jesus says in bold red letters, "Yea, thou shalt find Truth on the Panhandle Truth Squad, even unto the End of the Age

spacedark