Is it really that difficult to not screw someone who isn't your wife?

Oh, wait, I'm married, let me weigh in on this one: It's really easy to not screw someone who isn't your wife. In fact, it takes no effort whatsoever to not screw someone who isn't your wife.

Thanks, Guv. I hope that vagina was worth all the damage. Maybe some day all you politicians will figure out you don't get to make the same mistakes as the rest of us.