“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Saturday, December 30, 2006

television available in northern New Mexico when the hotel's satellite dish is covered by a foot of snow:

1. Weather reports telling you what you already know: that you aren't getting out of here today

2. Cartoons hosted by the ''Slumber Party Girls" and aimed at tweens

3. The public execution of Saddam Hussein

I think I'll go build a freaking snowman.