“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Carrion Picker complains

Corporate crow Carly Fiorini calls out to her fellow bone pickers to tell us all that she has the right to earn as much in a day as the average guy earns in a year.
Thanks Reagan for starting us down this "free market is God Almighty" path thirty years ago. We almost had the swamp drained but you refilled it and now we're so overstocked with greedy gators like Fiorini we'll need more than a few shotguns to take care of the problem.

Bravo Obama, your plan to limit corporate pay in exchange for my tax dollars will go some distance in quelling some of the behavior of these corporate lizards. Fiorini and other corporate crocs have fattened themselves on the plate laid before them by their Republican slaves for so long they don't even realize their day is coming.

My only regret is that the plan could not be comprehensive. We need to put a gigantic pump squarly in the middle of the reptilian brained, greed addled, culture that is our investment/ banking/ lending/ insurance/ medical/ weapons foundering, overdriven cesspool of a swamp. We need to drain that muggy mosquito ridden lowland and like ranchers slaughtering disease ridden cattle in a pit systematically destroy every Fioriniesque Gila Monster crawling around in the muddy remains.

Where's my rifle goddammit!!!