“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Monday, March 15, 2010

Update From the Armed State of Jesusstan (Formerly Texas)

OH FU**! Obama is going to INDOCTRINATE our children!!!! Oh . . . IOKIYAR

Seriously, the Texas Board of Uneducation wants to glorify St. Ronnie? Don't forget to include. . .

  • The 29 members of his administration that were convicted of crimes.
  • His quadrupling the national debt.
  • The Iran-Contra scandal.
  • How he thought trees were the cause of air pollution.
  • Ketchup is a vegetable peeps!
  • How he often failed to recognize members of his own Cabinet when he met them in public.
Any other Ronnie Raygun hits from the 80's I am missing?

-Prodigal Son