“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, April 06, 2006

you / you were acting like it was the end of the world

Years later, Biblical scholars reflected that the find had only been the first of a series of discoveries later named the "self-serving gospels". They included

  • the Gospel of George, in which God confirms that he did indeed tell the Emperor of America to attack Iraq
  • the Gospel of Osama, completed with 72 centerfolds
  • the Gospel of Tom, which excuses most sin as the result of a Leftist conspiracy
  • the Gospel of Virgil, in which God creepily condemns teenagers as "Painted Jezebels" and "Harlets"
  • the Gospel of Spacedark, in which Jesus says in bold red letters, "Yea, thou shalt find Truth on the Panhandle Truth Squad, even unto the End of the Age
spacedark