“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”
—Jonathan Swift
___________________________________________________ "The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital."- Bill Maher ___________________________________________________
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go
Hey righties! Here is an experiment you can include in the new "Jesus Approved" science textbook for Texas!
Glen Beck is f***ing crazy. He describes himself as a rodeo clown, which is a disgusting insult to real rodeo clowns who actually face down charging bulls.
Glenndie just cries on his teevee show.
But last night was too weird for even his bizarre sociopathic performance art.
No sh*t, he boils a frog alive on his show trying to make a point about . . . I dunno.
How much does this jackhole make again? And this is on a "news" network?
“Panhandle Truth Squad reads like a delicate crystal punch bowl filled with Bacardi 151, dropped from the Amarillo Club atop the Chase Tower downtown, and currently approximately .01 cm above the asphalt of Tyler Street, soon to shatter between a parked BMW and a speeding 1974 Chevrolet Vega.” –Chip Chandelier, Not a Globe-News reviewer
“Almost certainly written by paranoid schizophrenic gorillas.” –Dr. Linda Papadopoulos, Psychologist to the Stars
“Two thumbs down.” –At the Blogs With Ebert & Roeper
“Another thumb down.” –Gene Siskel’s Reviews From Beyond the Grave
“Not as bad as the Amarillo Globe-News, not as good as my paper.” –anonymous local publisher
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