Van Camp

Based on Billy Joel's "Vienna".
From a treatment by calamus venemum.

Slow down, Van Camp, you crazy coot;
You're so damn vicious in your business suit.
But then if you're so smart, tell me
Why are you still so afraid?

Where's the fire, what's the hurry about?
You'd better cool it off before you burn it out.
You've got so much hate to spew and
Only so many hours in a day.

But you know that when the truth is told
That you can’t get what you want when you’re already old.
You're gonna kick off before you even
Get halfway through (your latest column).
When will you realize, Milošević waits for you?

Slow down, you're doing fine.
You can't cleanse everyone you want to cleanse
Before your time.
So many brown people on the borderline tonight
Tonight . . .

When will you realize, Milošević waits for you?
When will you realize, Milošević waits for you?

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