“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Friday, November 03, 2006

hot stock tip: invest in companies that manufacture barrels for republican fish

Did you hear the one about the administration that helped the Iranians develop a nuclear program by posting how to build a nuclear weapon on the Internet?

Or how about the one about the gay, meth-addicted envangelist?

Or the one about the Republican family-values congressman from Pennsylvania who is accused of abusing his ex-mistress and agreed to pay her about $500,000 to keep her quiet until after Election Day?

Or . . . or . . . or . . .

Since your back among us, trolls, riddle us this: How does it feel when it all crumbles down around you?