Calamus Venenum Sighting?

Thought to be permanently lost to "god knows what" a few recent photos have emerged revealing that the famous ven"e"mous one may still be around. Here is a photo taken off the coast of Newfoundland just two months ago.






















Then a few weeks later this image emerged from the wild Beardlands of Pennsylvania.





Shortly thereafter more evidence rumbled in that Calamus may still be riding that "Highway to Heck" with this image taken in a bar in North Hollwood.











Then there is this image. Is this just some random pirate taken on the beardy main, or Calamus after using lots of Grecian formula?







Finally, this image was taken just two nights ago at the local strip mall just outside a small building called Santa's Wee Village. What the hell happened to Calamus Venenum? Will he be sighted at the Monkey Ancestor Day party?