“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Friday, October 01, 2004

Amarillo Globe News Funnies

This morning the Amarillo Globe News (unsuprisingly) called the debate for Bush against all rational reason.
They must have been watching another debate, because Bush was incoherent and stammering, with about 30 minutes of material for a 90 minute debate.

IT'S THE IQ, STUPID!

But the Amarillo Paper said, "Once again, though, Kerry failed to spell out chapter and verse just what substantively he would do differently than Bush.

The president, meanwhile, showed once more just why he is a formidable candidate
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Yes, they really stated this . . . all together now . . .
President Kerry will:

  • Launch And Lead A New Era Of Alliances.
  • Modernize The World's Most Powerful Military To Meet New Threats.
  • Will deploy all the forces in America's arsenal, diplomacy, intelligence, economic power, and our values and ideas .
  • Free America From Its Dangerous Dependence On Mideast Oil.

PHEW! Wasn't that easy?

If you have not done so yet, please email the Amarillo Globe News CLICK HERE And let them have it regarding their blantant conservative a**-covering for Bush's poor performance.

(If you need even MORE ammo, CLICK HERE)

-Prodigal Son