Candidate, Not so Silly Party

Polls were released today on the Commissioner Place 4 race that are causing political prognosticators complete confusion.

The first commissioned by Panhandle Country Truth Road Squad shows Erik Williams, Fransetta Crow and D.C. Chamberlain running neck and neck at 33 1/3 rpms each with Jim Simms running a distant -0%.

The second, commissioned by the Amarillo Globe-News, shows Jim Simms at 100% with Dave Henry squeaking in at +/- 3%.

The third by Amarillo National Bank also shows Jim Simms coming in at 100%, plus 15% interest giving him an overall compounded popularity rate of 117%.

In other news, conservative professional cretin William Rusher weighs in on the negative impact leftists are having on our political discourse by citing an isolated demonstration by anarchists as representative of leftists poisoning the public forum.

He has evidently been oblivious to the repeated calls for assassination, torture and genocide of liberals and other enemies of America by such right-wing representatives as Coulter and Malkin and Savage and Horowitz and O’Reilly and Scarborough and Beck and Limbaugh and what oxygen starved, electromagnetically impenetrable chamber has William Rusher been living in the last two decades?

William Rusher and cerebral necrosis have become a favorite of the AGN. Dr. Frist believes things are looking up.