“It’s definitely broken. But the office is full of people with the flu. You’ll have to come back tomorrow.”
“Are they going to hire bodyguards for the Osama and Billary supporters? Or will Obama finally learn to become a Christian...and learn use a Bible for taking an oath of office...and learn to show proper allegiance respect for the American flag? :o
Fortunately...non-Christian candidates...need not apply...still applies in this country.
And candidates who use the terrorist handbook...the Koran...for an oath of office...are not Christian enough for the rest of us.
Don't be too surprised to see signs in businesses that say...We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone bearing the name of a Democratic presidential candidate.”
“I gonna start randomly shank people my thumb, dude.”spacedark
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