“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Wage Cuts at AGN?

I have it through a reliable source that, at an all-hands on deck meeting around 5 p.m. today, Les Simpson announced across-the-board wage cuts.

As I understand it, Simpson said that employees who make less than $25,000 per year take a 5 percent cut; from $25,000 - $50,000 the cut is 7.5 percent and for those making more than $50,000 a year, the hit is 10 percent.

Of course, this is rumor.

March 19 - or not rumor: