“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Monday, July 03, 2006

Repub Retort

Just thinking of some good one liners to use against filthy republicans, who are always trying to out-patriotism, out-old timey religion, out-success everyone they talk with.

Start with this (I am in the south, so . . .):

If you are asked, "Why are you against the 10 commandments being shown in public bldgs?" you say, " Posting them wouldn't be so bad if only the Republicans would follow them."

Help me out here:

1. Must be slightly or very humorous/witty
2. Must be able to be said with a grin.
3. Can contain, satire or irony.

OK, here ya go . .

"Why don't you support the troops?"
"Why don't you trust the 'free market.?"
"Why are you for the terrorists, and not against the NYTimes?"

Run with it PTS'ers, YOUR favs!

-Prodigal Son

Cross-posted at Dailykos