Just thinking of some good one liners to use against filthy republicans, who are always trying to out-patriotism, out-old timey religion, out-success everyone they talk with.
Start with this (I am in the south, so . . .):
If you are asked, "Why are you against the 10 commandments being shown in public bldgs?" you say, " Posting them wouldn't be so bad if only the Republicans would follow them."
Help me out here: 1. Must be slightly or very humorous/witty
2. Must be able to be said with a grin.
3. Can contain, satire or irony.
OK, here ya go . .
"Why don't you support the troops?"
"Why don't you trust the 'free market.?"
"Why are you for the terrorists, and not against the NYTimes?"
Run with it PTS'ers, YOUR favs!
-Prodigal Son
Cross-posted at Dailykos
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