“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Goodbye all you people / There's nothing you can say / To make me change my mind / Goodbye

Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
The Emperor W immediately claims that no one in his administration ever said Pluto was a planet in the first place.

Later, The Emperor states that, no matter what the astronomers say, he supports schoolchildren being taught "both sides of the controversy" about Pluto's planetary status.

SPACEDARK