“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, July 31, 2008

On Extremely Short Notice

The Law Offices of Nibon and Mitsu, LLP, Sunbeam Napsters and Feather Toy Chasers, are pleased to host, exclusively for readers of Panhandle Truth Squad, the first ever "Almost But Not Quite Entirely Unlike 'Vino Veritas' Symposium", held this Friday evening August 1st beginning at 7:oo PM at Eddie's Napoli's, located downtown at the southwest corner of Taylor and 7th.

The evening's incredibly short seminar will be on "Troll Bridges, Do We Need Them?" by calamus venenum, a frequent client recently discharged from never to be revealed government custody.

Please look for calamus venenum and his witness protection program celebrity spouse in the beer garden for an evening of food, drink and conversation without that annoying copying and pasting.

Oh, and bring mice.