“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Monday, September 03, 2007

Another Chimera

Will these nightmares never end? Our attention has been drawn back to the citadel of truth by a wailing scream. But here we do not find a damsel in distress but the newspaper’s top hot dog to Amarillo’s right-wingnut gourmands. Not a frank or furtive writer, this usually flaccid hose is all plumped up about the latest political outrage.

Alberto Gonzales has resigned, and this corn dog has
defended him again with the half-truth that Clinton fired 93 Attorneys General, failing to note that each administration removes the previous administration’s attorneys and appoints its own when coming into office. Bush did the same darn thing! This chili dog has never understood that firing your own attorneys without cause is political.

Now on the wrong side again, this little sniveling sausage has been left holding his petulant pickle. But we knew all along he was just another whimpering wiener.

Is there any changing the heart and mind of an undifferentiated meat tube? Alas, all that can be done is hold the relish and toast his sorry buns –

With a visit from Pantex Plutonium Pussy!

All cheer Pantex Plutonium Pussy!