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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Another Great Git

Poor Wayne Wiley's mind is completely blown by the fact that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wasn’t arrested and tried for his part in the Iranian hostage crisis.

A little secret, Wayne. Not everyone is convinced the guy in your photograph is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, including the C.I.A. The people who do think that’s him think it’s the guy to the immediate right of the hostage in the photo, not the far right. (Note to AGN Fact Checking Department: hire Fact Checking Department.) Being held hostage for 444 days is a long time, but it doesn’t add up to 3 years. (Note to Wayne: years have 365.25 days and, oh never mind, you’re a goober.) And arresting him would not just be “not nice politics” but violate a little thing called “diplomatic immunity.”

Perhaps your mind was blown long before this.

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UPDATE 10.02.07

Provoked by the Iranian President’s visit, Fletcher Sims demands we support U.S. Rep. Ron Paul’s legislation that would not only “remove the United States from the United Nations, but would remove that diabolical organization from our shores.”

Typical local rant. What is shocking, shocking! is to see a letter in the Amarillo Globe-News countering Wayne Wiley suggesting “if President Bush ever touches foreign ground, he too should be arrested” for his lies, aggression and war crimes. Oh, the madness!

David Turney even goes so far to suggest that Bush, in ensuring his absolute power, “Sounds like a certain fascist leader from the not-so-distant past to me.”

In the land of they who worship the Sacred Bush this is death wish talk. After this token rebuttal let the hate mail avalanche begin!