“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”
—Jonathan Swift
___________________________________________________ "The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital."- Bill Maher ___________________________________________________
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go
“Panhandle Truth Squad reads like a delicate crystal punch bowl filled with Bacardi 151, dropped from the Amarillo Club atop the Chase Tower downtown, and currently approximately .01 cm above the asphalt of Tyler Street, soon to shatter between a parked BMW and a speeding 1974 Chevrolet Vega.” –Chip Chandelier, Not a Globe-News reviewer
“Almost certainly written by paranoid schizophrenic gorillas.” –Dr. Linda Papadopoulos, Psychologist to the Stars
“Two thumbs down.” –At the Blogs With Ebert & Roeper
“Another thumb down.” –Gene Siskel’s Reviews From Beyond the Grave
“Not as bad as the Amarillo Globe-News, not as good as my paper.” –anonymous local publisher
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