An inside source says that during Friday’s Drinking Liberally gathering at Mulligan's a poll was secretly taken by the firm of Nibon & Mitsu, Sunbeam Nap-takers and Feather-toy Chasers, LLC.
The question was:
"If the election for Commissioner Place 4 were held today, for whom would you vote? meow"
The results and implications are quite interesting:
Jim Simms..........................0%
Fransetta Mitchell Crow.......15%
D. C. Chamberlain................2%
Erik Williams.....................55%
Shiner Bock.......................85%
Purina Cat Chow................10%
(Results have a margin of error of +/- 91.354674456389%)
The firm of Nibon & Mitsu, Sunbeam Nap-takers and Feather-toy Chasers, LLC. have been given little treats and had their contract cancelled. The inside source got a bit of cheese and escaped.
Further, the campaign fund, with the help of blogarillo’s generous donation, has now swelled to $11.83. It might have been more but the waitress thought some loose change was tip money.
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