By Popular Request

Dow Chemical presents Troll Be-Gone WE-CODE. Repels pesky trolls. No unsightly mess. Available in economical 55 gallon high-carbon strength stainless steel Department of Energy approved drums or handy to use titanium leak-proof spray bottles.





















WARNING: Contains: Logic PS³D⁴SD¹; Intellect L²B⁹AA⁴; Reason TM⁵NGG⁷. For use on trolls only. Use only as directed. Results may vary. Troll dissipation may not be immediate.* Some explosive discharge from troll may occur. Do not allow contact with clothing or skin. If contact occurs seek immediate attention at nearest college or university. It is against Federal Regulations to apply on or near vegetables, fruit or nut trees, fungi or ornamental plants, livestock, bodies of water, or in other areas inhabited by Conservatives. WE-CODE has also proven toxic to Dogmatists, Ideologues, Republicans, Evangelicals, Creationists, Neo-Cons and The Amarillo Ladies Bridge and Rush Limbaugh Fan Club. For full listing and additional warnings please consult webpage.

*For more immediate results see: 55 gallon high-carbon strength stainless steel Department of Energy approved drum; heavy object; ACME.