“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Friday, May 30, 2008

Roswell! Roswell! Roswell!

Totally not crazy Jeff Peckman, alien invasion preparer, and businessman, (not sure if republican), will today show a video with real, live space aliens.

The Denver resident is pushing to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to deal with interacting with the interstellar visitors that he claims are all over the place. Think the video might be a fake? You wish! It was totally verified by an instructor at the Colorado Film School, an institution that is apparently the expert in videos of aliens.

BTW, wanna be a space ambassador? YEP. Click and sign up. Mars bitches!

-Prodigal Son