The Law Offices of Nibon and Mitsu, Sunbeam Napsters and Feather Toy Chasers, LLP, are pleased to announce the following:
Candidate for
Commissioner Place 4 Erik Williams
Election Night Party
at the Residence of
Mr. Pete Elkins
2000 S. Julian Boulevard
(corner of Julian and Fannin)
May 12, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Click here for further details
The Law Offices of Nibon and Mitsu, Sunbeam Napsters and Feather Toy Chasers, LLP, would also like to issue the following press release:
Due to numerous rumors swirling around the current election, some attached to this law firm, we would like to take this opportunity to dispel some of the onerous charges that have been made. This law office completely and utterly denies the following:
1. That this law office or any of its employees had anything to do with Madison Scott’s new Mr. Gatti’s menu item Pineapple and Micemeat Pizza.
2. That this law office or any of its employees had anything to do with Dr. Brian Eades sending Mrs. Elwood home with a six pound bouncing baby rabbit.
3. That this law office or any of its employees had anything to do with Ron Boyd selling a rhinestone cat collar made in China to Mrs. Pool as a $40,000 diamond bracelet.
4. That this law office or any of its employees had anything to do with a hairball in Mr. Simms’ coffee.
5. That this law office or any of its employees had anything to do with the toy rubber snake in Debra McCartt’s undie drawer.
The Law Offices of Nibon and Mitsu, Sunbeam Napsters and Feather Toy Chasers, LLP, hopes these vicious rumors are finally laid to rest. We will, however, admit to taunting Les Simpson's lapdog in public, but that is another story.
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