“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

you can BET on it

I cannot vouch for the veracity or origin of the quote in this downloaded PDA file, so I can only provide the reader with the disclaimer that it may be true or, like the Men In Black or Dave Henry’s brain, it may be a complete fabrication. You be the judge.

The editor

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File dated 05.17.07

Once again Virgil hands us a
laundry list of his generation’s great achievements and how the baby boomers have screwed things up. He does at least offer expert solutions, such as neo-colonial puppet dictatorships, massacring civilians, imprisoning or deporting millions of undocumented immigrants and cutting Social Security and Medicare. He says we owe him for being a great American, so please don’t elect Hillary for his sake.

Not everything this great American writes makes it into his brilliant essays:


I have made a few changes to your otherwise
excellent column for this Friday’s edition. Know you’ll understand.

In the fifth paragraph “Islamofacist rag-headed camel-jockeys” has been changed to “radical Islam.”

In paragraph nine “millions of wet-back taco-bending beaners” has been shortened to “millions.”

“that Ice Queen Bitch Hillary” has been abbreviated to read simply “Hillary.”

Your line referring to Black Entertainment Television as “It’s just full of niggers and nappy-headed hos taking us back to the jungle” has also been cut due to length.

Will give your regards to CT.


Funny thing, dd, there was a little birdie in the gym.