To Whom It May Concern:
It has come to our attention that someone, apparently in a fit of extreme, vitriolic flatulence, has deposited their entire brain on this blog. This brain, shown below under moderate magnification --
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-- has shown itself to be inert and unresponsive to normal stimuli, though it occasionally recoils at the word “blacky” and “jeweler.”
If you recognize this brain, or know someone recently visiting this blog who has exhibited a sudden change in behavior, such as depression, lethargy or rigor mortis, please send a postcard with your name and address to:
Lost Brains
Small Red Matchbox on the Top Shelf
3rd Lost and Found on the Right, Lower Level
Grand Central Station
New York, New York
Please be precise in your identification, as the matchbox contains many, many lost conservative brains (you just won't believe how many are in there).
If you do not recognize this brain, or have not seen any changes of behavior in your friend, then this brain wasn’t being used to begin with.
It has come to our attention that someone, apparently in a fit of extreme, vitriolic flatulence, has deposited their entire brain on this blog. This brain, shown below under moderate magnification --
.
-- has shown itself to be inert and unresponsive to normal stimuli, though it occasionally recoils at the word “blacky” and “jeweler.”
If you recognize this brain, or know someone recently visiting this blog who has exhibited a sudden change in behavior, such as depression, lethargy or rigor mortis, please send a postcard with your name and address to:
Lost Brains
Small Red Matchbox on the Top Shelf
3rd Lost and Found on the Right, Lower Level
Grand Central Station
New York, New York
Please be precise in your identification, as the matchbox contains many, many lost conservative brains (you just won't believe how many are in there).
If you do not recognize this brain, or have not seen any changes of behavior in your friend, then this brain wasn’t being used to begin with.
Thank you for your attention.
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