This Week At the RNC

Republicans love to caste Democrats as Socialists. To their fevered minds Democrats are lazy worthless bunglings who would gladly grow fat at the teat of government entitlements draining away at the great provider Republicans.

They've now found a way to tie their propaganda in with their globalization efforts. In this article, Democrats are somehow supporting Hugo Chavez because they are refusing to allow a Republican rider to the already existant Columbian Free Trade Agreement to glide through.

Read carefully this clever piece of propaganda. No where in the article will you find mention of the Columbian Free Trade Bill that passed through Congress last year. Never mind that the new Republican bill actually provides incentives to American businesses that build in Columbia. That's right, their bill actually encourages American companies to move jobs out of our country and into Columbia. No this slick document is clearly meant to deflect any criticism of Republican globalization efforts by labeling any possible opponents as supporters of Socialism and Hugo Chavez. In fact, to read this clever tome you might think that Democrats are holding secret meetings with Hugo Chavez plotting the overthrow of the Columbian government.

The reality is, of course, that the Columbian Free Trade Agreement, and Venezualan leader Hugo Chavez have no relationship with one another at all. Don't be surprised to see upcoming articles in your local paper about how Democrats are not only against free trade, but also love Hugo Chavez.