Warthogs Attack Barack Obama

As we gain on primary day we are left wondering, is the letter from Sandy Lofgren just another reactionary hairball, vomited up whole and complete for our delectation, needing no rationale among the irrational in the Ciudad de Blanco? Or is what we see just a remnant wriggling tail, what was fit to print, of a slithering skink now glaring from some leafy bolt hole?

Our erstwhile gatekeeper, with the power to trim and edit to AP Style at will, does not spill the grim secret of how well he protects our delicate sensibilities from the raging racist mob. He can maintain the pleasant charade that we are a tolerant little burg, and against the suppressed grotesque slurs the ignorant prejudices of Virgil and H*nry can appear but the gentlest of whimsies and the AGN can claim it does not publish bigotry.

But JQK can't hide the truth forever. Surely this unsigned and unattributed letter, now circulating here amongst the true faithful, has battered against his gate. This ugly rant against Islam has been around for years and though debunked repeatedly is still fodder for the brain-dead jingoist nutcases of every Free Republic booby hatch and Ivory Dome cracker bin across the land. What is new is this:

Call it what you wish..it's still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand. .

And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President? You have GOT to be kidding!
Wake up America !

Obama even says if he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran---not a Bible!

Footnote: He was sworn in on the Quran for his current office and he refuses to pledge allegiance to the United States or put his hand over his heart when the National Anthem is played!!! The Muslims have said they will destroy us from within.....Hello!!!! Having a Muslim president would seem to fit the bill! Would you trust this man with our national secrets?????

It can only validate the rank prejudices cultivated by Fox, Republicans, and yes, the Amarillo Globe News. H*nry must be drooling to get it into print. Thank God these patriots can do their duty and go after Obama because he's a raghead and not a nigger.

Remain silent and this tripe is confirmed; repeat it and this tripe is confirmed; challenge and debunk it and this tripe is confirmed because nothing gets through to these paranoid schizophrenic¹ lunkheads who think the fall of the Soviet Union was a communist plot, Taco Bells are staging points for a single midnight flood of illegal immigrants, and Muslims will, on some Ramadan Thursday, come bursting out of their bloody Ron Pauline chests, hiss, and grab the keys to their F-150’s.

Damn you all you racist pigs.<sup>2

1</sup>Zyprexa is recommended for approximately 40% of Amarillo’s population, a profitable market for Ely Lilly. If you believe Barack Obama is a Muslim please see your local psychiatrist. Side effects of Zyprexa may include dry mouth, trouble swallowing, runny nose, thinking for yourself, discontinued viewing of Fox News, and dropping your subscription to the Amarillo Globe-News.

²Traditional damnation is to Hell, but the Atlanta International Aiport will do nicely.