“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Chimpster to Speak


Monkey McCokespoon will give his first primetime Question & Answer . . . (sorry . . . spit out a little coffee over that . . .) since his re-selection tonight. CLICK HERE

It's at 8:30 ET.

He will use this to try and boost his poll numbers on his social security dismantling crapola. With his approval rating of the 'idea' (there is no "plan") now at 45% from 56% according the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll published on Tuesday, it might be interesting to see if any new poll-tested catch phrase lies will be spat out.

Shrubby's presidential job approval ratings are also now at 47% matching his all-time low in the Washington Post-ABC News polls. (2001)

Will he say that Syria has sought uranium from Niger? Or has aluminum tubes? Or maybe unmanned drones? Sheeesh. . .

Comment below if you can stand to watch.

-Prodigal Son