“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into”

Jonathan Swift
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"The Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has moved into a mental hospital." - Bill Maher
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"The city is crowded my friends are away and I'm on my own
It's too hot to handle so I gotta get up and go

It's a cruel ... cruel summer"

Friday, April 01, 2005

President Apologizes!

At an impromptu news conference this morning, as the president was leaving the White House for his ranch in Crawford, Texas, he admitted to having made major errors in judgment regarding the war in Iraq. Mr. Bush said he would be gathering his war cabinet and other advisors for "a major rethink". The president, in an uncharacteristically reflective mood, also suggested that he needed to be more "forthright" and read more.

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